"Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest."

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Ric

Ric

Ric, well Ric just kind of showed up one day and started doing things. It made life a little easier so no one really complained. We’re kind of just stuck with him at this point. Loads of people really like Ric but not one of them could give you a convincing reason as to why. It’s just one of those things that just is. Sometimes he can be nice but mostly he’s very mean; like when you fancy someone in primary school –  If he is being excessively mean it’s only because he loves you.


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Kat

Kat

Shaking the foundations of the bar on a Diva scale, Kat doesn’t mess about. She writes and sings bare summer banger’z’ on a soul and Hip Hop scene! She is destined for imminent musical world domination, but for the meantime can pour an excellent pint!


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Corina

Corina

Corina just turned up one day… A ray of Romanian sunshine. Simply the best animal artist to ever come out of Targu Jiu. Hot shot DJ, she always plays what the crowd wants. Her cheeseboards are second to none (although this is highly disputed by Ian and Ric)

Its almost like she was raised by wolves yet trained by an international ring of super spys/Bartenders.


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Kuba

Kuba

From Poland with love!


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Rob

Rob

High overlord and master of the cheese Rob guides the Hillary Step with a deft hand and a tazer.

Some say he actually climbed the big E, found God – the Great Whey – and felt such visceral desire to sell beer and cheese in the same room it made him whoop with glee. Some say this didn’t happen. Others say nothing… Did this paramount experience inspire the choice of name for his urban boozer? It will always be a mystery – oooo.


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Sue

Sue

Proud maître d of the Hillary Step Sue brings swishy grace, big necklaces and a laser guided cleaning skills ensuring the highest standard of hygiene in the bar.

Sue even feeds the plants and they are grateful.

On the first Tuesday of the month – accompanied by the time travelling white witch Angela – Sue challenges the minds and cerebral abilities of Chorltons finest with the infamous Hilly Step quiz – try if you dare!

A keen photographer Sue shows her work across the city.


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Ian

Ian

Raised by wolves in Serbia Ian can commune with animals. Indeed he once breast fed a baby kangaroo with his own nipples.

A true Manc’ heart of cigarettes and alcohol and ordained by lord Liam himself, Ian compliments the Hillary Step with his indie swagger and leather jacket.


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Matthew

Matthew

Ernest and innocent (you can see a meadow in his eyes) Matthew loves nothing more than great beer, iddy-biddy kitties and baggy trousers.

Chorltons own reggae bass maestro (check out the excellent Extra Love) brings his cellar skills to the Hillary Step helping ensure a perfect pint, every time – Hmmmm beer!


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